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Rose Day SMS Jokes

2012-02-07T12:15:00.002+05:30

ROSEs ARE RED

Happy Rose Day!

Good Night SMS Jokes

2011-12-24T22:34:00.004+05:30

*”GØØD”* *”NIGHT”*
This is the last Evening of 2Ø11 last sun set of this year fell every moment of last evening.
~best of luck for~2012

I met love, health, peace and joy,

2011-12-24T22:34:00.001+05:30

I met love, health, peace and joy,
They needed a permanent place to stay.
I gave them ur address hope they arrived safely.

“Happy New Year“

A new year is unfolding

2011-12-24T22:12:00.003+05:30

A new year is unfolding
like a blossom with petals
curled tightly
concealing the beauty within
~ Happy New Year ~

New Year SMS Jokes Year’s end is neither an end

2011-12-24T22:12:00.001+05:30

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Cool SMS Jokes - Before you Talk

2011-12-19T21:03:00.002+05:30

Before you Talk
Listen
Before you React
Think
Before you Criticize
Wait
Before you Pray
Forgive
Before you Quit
Try

Love sms jokes / Love Messages

2011-12-15T22:36:00.002+05:30

Someone Asked Me:

“What Is The Best Time

To Tell Someone You Love

Them . . . ?”

I Answered :

“Before Someone Else Does.

Morning Greetings does not only

2011-12-15T22:35:00.002+05:30

Morning Greetings does not only

mean saying good morning.

It has a silent message saying.

I remember you, when I wake up.

Have a nice day.

Inspirable SMS Jokes

2011-12-15T17:32:00.002+05:30

Be thankful to those
who leave your life for
reasons far from respect,
it saves you the effort of
throwing the rotten egg
off your basket..

Staying In A Relationship

2011-12-15T17:31:00.002+05:30

Staying In A Relationship When You’re No Longer Happy
Is Like Fooling Yourself.
Letting Go Of Someone You Love Is Painful
But Time Will Come You’ll Realize
That It’s The Best Thing You’ve Done For Yourself.

Love is not in those cards n gifts

2011-12-15T16:01:00.000+05:30

Love is not in those cards n gifts
It's
1.When you hold each other hand
while crossing the road and
u choose to face the oncoming traffic.
2.When your heart regains a beat
after searching for him or her in crowd.
3.When just 1 look assures you
that he or she won’t leave you.
4.When you pray secretly that
your beloved should succeed in everything!

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.

2011-12-15T16:00:00.001+05:30

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don't Do It! You Will Die!
But Your Heart Says
Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !

Love Happens Automatically.

2011-12-06T22:37:00.003+05:30

Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

Marriage SMS Jokes / Text SMS

2011-12-06T22:37:00.001+05:30

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop..

2011-12-01T20:14:00.002+05:30

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop..
.
"Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal".

Great words from Shakespear:

2011-12-01T20:13:00.001+05:30

Great words from Shakespear:
I'm Not "HANDSOME"
But I Can Give My "HAND" To "SOME" One Who Needs Help.
Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face...!

MESSAGES are not for time pass- English SMS Jokes

2011-12-01T20:12:00.002+05:30

MESSAGES”
are not for time pass
They “silently” say that
I’m “thinking” of “you” right now

and

also “making you” to”think” of “Me” for a “moment”…

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:

2011-11-24T14:01:00.002+05:30

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.
And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same

2011-11-24T14:00:00.004+05:30

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;
Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

Husband texts to wife on cell..

2011-11-24T14:00:00.001+05:30

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

The most beautiful people

2011-11-24T13:59:00.001+05:30

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

funny sms Messages / Text Messages/ Nice messages

2011-11-14T21:52:00.001+05:30

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.

And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt

Misc SMS Messages / Funny SMS Messages

2011-11-14T21:51:00.002+05:30

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;

Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

Wife SMS Jokes / SMS Messages/ Text Messages

2011-11-14T21:50:00.003+05:30

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

love sms Messages / Text Messages

2011-11-14T21:50:00.001+05:30

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Cool SMS Messages / SMS Messages

2011-11-10T18:41:00.001+05:30

Sometimes when I say,"I am okay",

I want someone

to look me in the eyes,

Hug me tight,

and

say,"I know you are not".

Cool SMS Messages / Text Messages

2011-11-10T18:40:00.000+05:30

Sharp is Ur memory,

Sweet is Ur name,

Deep in my heart,

U will always remain,

Earth want water,

Flower wants dew,

I want nothing,

but a smile from U.

New Year SMS Messages /New Year Text SMS Messages

2011-10-24T22:32:00.000+05:30

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2011.

Short SMS Messages

2011-10-24T22:31:00.001+05:30

Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!

New Year SMS Jokes / New Year SMS Messages

2011-10-24T22:30:00.002+05:30

Even
If we have..

Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always
Remember that

My prayers
Will
Never b
Less…
for You….
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless!

New Year SMS Mesages / This is last evening of 2011

2011-10-23T23:13:00.001+05:30

This is last evening of 2011
Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2012

New Year SMS Messages

2011-10-23T23:09:00.002+05:30

Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed

Wishing you a fabulous 2012

2011-10-23T23:09:00.000+05:30

Wishing you a fabulous 2012
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2012

2011-10-23T23:08:00.002+05:30

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2012

Here is a wishing that Happy New Year

2011-10-23T23:07:00.001+05:30

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.

At the end of the year.

2011-10-22T21:02:00.001+05:30

At the end of the year.
Thanx 2 those who hated me,they made me a stronger person.

Thanx 2 those who loved me,they made my heart bigger.

Thanx 2 those who were worried about me,they let me know that they cared about me.

Thanx 2 those who left me,they made me realize that nothing lasts 4ever.
Thanx 2 those who entered my life never left,they made me know who i am.
Special thanx to al my frnds, who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da year:-)
L0ve u all..:-)

Diwali SMS Jokes / Diwali Text SMS Messages

2011-10-22T21:00:00.001+05:30

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

2011-10-20T23:37:00.005+05:30

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
They wont even give their phone no.
even to a KNOWN person
.
But they give all their PRIVATE details
to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

2011-10-20T23:37:00.002+05:30

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate

2011-10-20T23:36:00.002+05:30

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!

Girls are like apples on trees

2011-10-11T22:57:00.003+05:30

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
r afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
reality they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree

Choosing Career Is Like

2011-10-11T22:57:00.000+05:30

Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :

‎'Upvas'for New Generation:

2011-10-05T11:09:00.000+05:30

‎'Upvas'for New Generation:
Living One Day without
1. Mobile.
2. Vehicle.
3. Facebook.
4. Electricity.
5. Internet

THE BEST THING TO GIVE TO AN OPPONENT

2011-10-03T22:42:00.002+05:30

THE BEST THING TO GIVE TO AN OPPONENT, TOLERANCE

Prayer is not asking

2011-10-02T20:53:00.003+05:30

“Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.”

~ Mahatma Gandhi ~

Happy Birthday to M.K.Gandhi

2011-10-02T20:53:00.000+05:30

Vaishnav jan to tene re kahiye j pid parayi jane re, par dukhe upkar kare toye man abhiman na ane re...

Happy Birthday to M.K.Gandhi & Lal Bahadur Shashtriji...

A lovely logic for beautiful lyf

2011-09-28T22:14:00.001+05:30

A lovely logic for beautiful lyf:
"Not only try to maintain relation in ur lyf,
but also try to maintain lyf in ur relations

The 'Will be ready in 5 mins" of a woman is the

2011-09-27T22:52:00.002+05:30

The 'Will be ready in 5 mins" of a woman is the
same as the "Will call you back in 5 mins" of a man.

Don’t hide yourself in regret and shame

2011-09-27T22:51:00.002+05:30

Don’t hide yourself in regret and shame. Rise above your mistakes and faults.

‎6 keys to a good relationship

2011-09-27T07:51:00.002+05:30

‎6 keys to a good relationship:

Friendship,

Freed0m,

...

H0nesty,

Trust,

Understanding and

COMMUNICATION !

LIKE if u agree ♥

Xcellent lines by a Friend

2011-09-19T23:07:00.002+05:30

Xcellent lines by a Friend:

I have no words 2 Xplain my friendship,

Bcoz,

...

I have Got Amazing friends

Who can UnderstandEven My Silence...!

Petrol Prices in India

2011-09-19T23:06:00.002+05:30

Petrol Prices..... Pakistan Rs. 26 ........ Bangladesh Rs. 22 ......... Cuba Rs. 19.......... Nepal Rs. 34 ....... Burma Rs. 30 ......... Afghanistan Rs. 36 ......... INDIA Rs. 71.00 ; How it comes to this -> BASIC COST PER 1 LITER 16.50 + Center tax 11.80...% + Excise duty 9.75% + Vat cess 4% + State tax 8 % = Total Rs. 50.05 + Now extra 23.35 Rs, PER 1 LITER . What a Great job by the Govt. of India .Pass this message to ALL INDIANS Plz post it on ur wall... let all Indians know about this...

Good Night Everyone

2011-09-19T23:04:00.000+05:30

Good Night Everyone.....
Desh Ka Bhavishya Thodi Der Ke Liye Sone Ja Raha Hai.
Subah Pata Nahi Kitne Baje Uthega...
Tab Tak
"Ab Tumhare Hawale Vatan Sathiyo."

Sumtyms v let affection go unspoken

2011-09-17T23:28:00.002+05:30

Sumtyms v let affection go unspoken and love go unexpressed...

Especially to those v love best !!

So Alws xpres ur slf

Doctor: Daily exercise karvi padse

2011-09-16T23:04:00.002+05:30

Doctor: Daily exercise karvi padseBAPU: Daily football, tennis,Cricket ramu 6uDr: saras, kya ramo 6o..?BAPU: 'mobile' ma.

A vry sweet msg-

2011-09-16T23:03:00.002+05:30

A vry sweet msg-

Kisi ne pucha:

Woh kaun si jagah hai jaha har galti,har jurm or har gunah maaf ho jata hai?

... A Little child smiled and said:

"MY MOM'S HEART".

Broken hearts, love's deceit

2011-09-14T22:21:00.002+05:30

Broken hearts, love's deceit,

pieces fall down to my feet.

Broken promises, love's a lie,

puddles form from tears I cry.

You took my favorite actor

2011-09-14T22:20:00.002+05:30

You took my favorite actor.. Shammi Kapoor.
You took my favorite actress.. ..Madhubala,
You took my favorite singer.. Mohammed Rafi
... ...
I just wanted to let you know;
my favorite politicians are :

Sharad Pawar,

Manish Tiwari,

Kapil Sibal,

Abhishek Sangvi ,
Madamji,

Dig VjaySingh,
PChh....
and I can send you the list.

Girl: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..

2011-09-13T20:19:00.002+05:30

Girl: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..

.

.

.

.

... .

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Boy (sharmate hue): Kuchh bhi ho me shadi tumse hi karunga,

Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye.... :P

Apne Aasman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo

2011-09-13T20:18:00.002+05:30

Apne Aasman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo,

Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Haseen Dekh Lo,

Azmana Hai Agar Aitbaar Ko Mere,

To 1 Jhooth Tum BoLo Aur Mera YaQeen Dekh Lo.

Friendship SMS Jokes- friendship sms quotes

2011-09-13T11:24:00.000+05:30

Boyfri(END)...... Girlfri(END)...... BESTFRI(END)........ Everything Has An END Except ........ Fam(ILY) It Has (I LOVE YOU) IF you love your family.. post this as your status..:):)...

Jab hum chote the to sone k liye rone

2011-09-13T11:23:00.000+05:30

Jab hum chote the to sone k liye rone
ka natak karte the par aj hum jb bde ho
gaye hai to rone k liye sone ka
natak karte hai STRANGE BUT TRUE.....

Good Morning SMS Jokes - Happiness always looks

2011-09-13T11:22:00.001+05:30

Happiness Always Looks Small If You Hold It in Your Hands. But When You

Learn To Share It, You Will Realize How Big And Precious It is.good morning

Short SMS Jokes - Don't expect a perfect love

2011-09-12T12:44:00.002+05:30

True Lines-

"Don't expect a perfect love from any of your close ones...
Just show them what it is..."

What is true Love?

2011-09-12T12:43:00.002+05:30

What is true

Love?

Kisi insaan ka pehla pyar ban na koi badi baat nahi.

Ban na h to kisi ka aakhri pyar bano.

...

Isliye kabhi ye mat socho ki tumse pehle vo kisi or se pyaar karta tha ya karti thi.

Koshish ye karo ki tumhare baad use kisi k pyaar ki zarurat na pade........

Mohabbat SMs Jokes

2011-09-11T17:35:00.002+05:30

aansu ko samjaya ki yu na aaya karo,

mehfil mae mazak na udaya karo,

iss par aansu bole

mehfil mae akele ,

paate hain isliye chale aate hain

2011-09-11T17:34:00.000+05:30

Kehte h jindagi ek kahani hoti h,
magar hum to ek badnaam kissa ban k reh gaye,
khud ki jindagi ki kahani to likhi nhi dusro
ki kahani ka ek hissa ban k reh gaye..

Happy Independence Day

2011-08-15T16:36:00.002+05:30

I have someting for u.

Close ur eyes:

1

2

3

4

5

6

CHEATER!!!

U didn't close ur eyes.

So nothing 4 u Exept

My sincerity my love & prayers

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day

2011-08-15T16:35:00.005+05:30

31 States,

1618 Languages,

6400 Castes,

6 Religion,

6 Ethnic Groups,

29 Major festivals

& 1 Country!

Be Proud to be an Indian!..

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day SMS

2011-08-15T16:35:00.002+05:30

Thousands laid down their lives so

that our country is breathing this day

Never forget their sacrifice...

Happy Independence Day

Love SMS Jokes / SMS Jokes

2011-08-07T22:37:00.002+05:30

What is the relationship between coffee shops & wine shops?

Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops..!

Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti

2011-07-31T08:14:00.002+05:30

Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,

Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Puri Nahi Hoti,

Dilon Ka Juda Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai,

Nazro Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti

Friendship is not a game to play

2011-07-31T01:05:00.000+05:30

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday

Har Aaine Ki Kismat Me Tasvir Nhi Hoti.

2011-07-30T23:23:00.002+05:30

Har Aaine Ki Kismat Me Tasvir Nhi Hoti.

Har Kisi Ki 1jaisi Takdir Nhi Hoti,

Bahut Khusnasib Hote Hai wo Jinke Hatho

Me"MILNE" K Bad "BICHADNE"Ki Lakir Nhi Hoti.

Good Morning

બધા માણસની 5 માં હોય છે ....

2011-07-30T23:18:00.002+05:30

બધા માણસની 5 માં હોય છે ....
1 )પોતાની માં ....
2 )નાની માં ....
3 )દાદી માં ....
4 )સાસુ માં
5 ) અને એક એવી માં કે જેના વિશે પોતાની mummy રાતે કહે છે " 12 વાગે તારી કઈ માં નો ફોન આવે છે નાલાયક " ........

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?

2011-07-24T22:49:00.001+05:30

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ?

2011-07-23T17:33:00.001+05:30

Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ?

to ema ava template hot,

1. Doba call kr.

2. Cigrate leto avje.

3. Pan leto avje.

4. Aav ne tedva.

5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6.

6. Picture jova javu 6 ?

7. Hamna mandi chale 6.

8. Paisa kale api dais paku.

9. Balance nti.

Ane Chelle ??

10. Halti no tha

દિલમાં મારી રોજ અદાલત ચાલે

2011-07-23T11:20:00.000+05:30

દિલમાં મારી રોજ અદાલત ચાલે
જજ પણ હું, વકીલ પણ હું,
ગુનેગાર પણ હું, અને નિર્દોષ પણ હું,
સજા કરનાર પણ હું, સજા ભોગવનાર પણ હું ,
મન મારું રોજ દલીલો કરે,
આત્મા મારો પહેલા મારી ભુલો શોધે,
પછી બીજાની ભુલો શોધે,
અને પછી આત્મા ન્યાય કરે,
શરીર મારું સજા ભોગવે,

Mobile SMS Jokes - SMS Jokes - Text sms jokes

2011-07-22T11:28:00.001+05:30

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi har samay khoob

saara Make-up laga kar ghume toh samjo

.

Ki

.

Uska Mobile Phone 3G hai

SMS Jokes - Santa Banta Sms Jokes

2011-07-21T19:14:00.000+05:30

Santa:- Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...

Banta:- Humney ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...

Bapu sms jokes - sms jokes

2011-07-21T11:51:00.002+05:30

police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????

thodu vicharya pa6i

To halo garba chalu karo

Gujarati SMS Jokes - એક છોકરી ઊભી હતી.

2011-07-19T11:15:00.001+05:30

એક છોકરી ઊભી હતી.
ના તો એ એસ એમ એસ્ કરતી હતી કે,

ના તો એ કોઈને કોલ કરી રહી હતી,

...છતાં એનું બેલેન્સ નહોતું રહેતું,

કેમ?…

વિચારો…

થોડુંક વધારે વિચારો…

? ? ? ? ?

હજુ થોડું મગજ પર જોર આપો યાર…

અરે, એ એક પગ પર ઊભી હતી….....:-)

A Perfect Gift for U!

2011-07-18T23:04:00.000+05:30

A Perfect Gift for U!
Today! Absolutely at no Cost, Non-taxable,
Silent Performance, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable –
it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy & take care.

Tips for a Blissful Life

2011-07-18T22:59:00.000+05:30

Tips for a Blissful Life:

LIVE without pretending,
LOVE without depending,
LISTEN without defending,
SPEAK without offending...!! :-)

Wen things go wrong…

2011-07-18T08:37:00.002+05:30

Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills ur heart…
wen tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

Difference between Friend & Wife

2011-07-18T08:34:00.002+05:30

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?

Relationship SMS Jokes

2011-07-17T22:56:00.000+05:30

Relationship is like a
STAPLER.
It's easy to attach
but hard to detach & the worst is when u detach it.
it leaves the paper
"DAMAGED".....

Facebook SMS Jokes

2011-07-17T22:55:00.002+05:30

Facebook keeps suggesting me "The pple u may know"
But wen I try to add them.

It again says
"Do u know them personally?"

Santa Banta Sms Jokes - Daku: Tera Nam?

2011-07-17T22:42:00.002+05:30

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya...
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa, par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He =D

SMS Jokes - Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur

2011-07-17T22:32:00.001+05:30

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti k b lele,
Jay or Viru k b lele, aur OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu
emotional ho gaya!

Text SMS Messages - Amaas No Andhkar Chand Bani Jay Che

2011-07-17T19:12:00.001+05:30

Amaas No Andhkar Chand Bani Jay Che
Kaantadi Taar Ful-Haar Bani Jay Che
Su Jadoo Che Tamari Dosti Ma K
Dushmano Pan Dildar Bani Jay Che

Gujarati SMS Messages - SMS Messages

2011-07-17T19:11:00.001+05:30

એક કીડી કહે ચિત્તા ને I Love You…
મારા દિલમાં Set થઈ ગયો રે..
કાજળ આંખોનું Black થઈ ગયો રે..
એક જાણીતો Subject થઈ ગયો રે..

કીડી કહે મારા તું સપનામાં રોજરોજ આવે,
મને સતાવે.
હવે મને રોજ રોજ એવું કાંઈ ખૂબ ખૂબ થાય,
નહી જીવાય.
મારા દિલમાં Set થઈ ગયો રે..

ચિત્તો ના સમજે આ પ્રેમ છે કે Game કોઈ એવી
આફત હો જેવી.
પ્રેમ તણી Game આવી કેમ કરી ખેલું પરાણે?
કોઈ ન જાણે.

કેવો હું Upset થઈ ગયો રે..
આખા જંગલની Chat થઈ ગયો રે..
એક મામુલી Object થઈ ગયો રે..
એક કીડી કહે ચિત્તા ને I Love You…....

Rajnikant opens his college but students r confuse

2011-07-17T13:39:00.000+05:30

Rajnikant opens his college but students r confuse

to take admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant Medical College Of Engineering For Commerce & Arts"

tum bade hokar kya karoge?

2011-07-17T13:34:00.002+05:30

teachar: tum bade hokar kya karoge?
studant: shaadi
teachar: nahi,mera matlab hia kya banoge?
studant: dulha
teachar: ohho,i mean to say,bade hokar kya haashil karoge?
studant: dulhan
teachar: abbe matleb bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
studant: bahu launga
teachar: haraamkhor,tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
studant: pota
teachar: hey bhagean. abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
studant: " HAM DO HAMARE DO "

Cool SMS Jokes - Dr. To Bapu- Tamari Kidny Fail Thai Gai 6e.

2011-07-16T23:05:00.002+05:30

Dr. To Bapu- Tamari Kidny Fail Thai Gai 6e.
Bapu Poke Muki Ne Roya.
P6i Dr. Ne Pu6yu
.
.
Ketla Marks Thi?

Adi Kadi ni vav ne Navghan

2011-07-16T23:05:00.000+05:30

Adi Kadi ni vav ne Navghan Kuvo jene na joyo te jivato Muvo.

Ne J Gujarati hoy ne na Joyo hoy to a narak ma dubyo.

Dadu, Apna Gujarat ma j Atlu Mast sthyaptya 6. Jaroor Jova Layak.

Gujarati SMS Jokes Funny

2011-07-16T12:49:00.000+05:30

૧ હતો ઓસામા..
પડ્યો મોટા લોચા માં..
પડ્યા ટાવર અમેરિકામાં...
પછી ભાગ્યો ગુફામાં..
બોમ્બ પડ્યા ગુફામાં...
તોયે બચી ગયો ઓસામા..
પાકિસ્તાન કહે આવતો રેહ,અહિયાં રહેજે મઝામાં..
ત્યાં આવ્યો ઓબામાં..
અક્કલ હતી એ ડોબામાં..
ગોતી લીધો ઓસામા..
નાખી દીધો દરિયા માં..
મારી ગયો ઓસામા..
રાજી થયો ઓબામાં..
બધાયે જોયું ટીવી માં..
light bill ચઢયું ફોકટ માં..
કેમ છો બાકી મજા માં..??????

FRIENDSHIP IS- When we hve

2011-07-14T23:03:00.002+05:30

LOVE IS- When we drink the same coconut water puting two straws

FRIENDSHIP IS- When we hve 1 coconut &

we use only 1 straw & say “ABE BHIKARI PURA MAT P JANA

funny sms jokes - salary badhaoo

2011-07-13T22:42:00.003+05:30

Employee;
Boss,
Meri Shaadi Ho
Gayi
Meri Salary
Badha"Deejiye,

Boss;
Factory"Ke
Baahar Hone
Wale
Haadso Ke Liye
Company
Zimmeddar Nahin
Hoti.."..

Nice lines by Abraham Lincoln

2011-07-13T22:41:00.002+05:30